January 3rd, 2013
Roger Moore as James Bond
Movie snobs salivate over Sean Connery as James Bond. And really, why not? He was the first, and arguably the best. However, by overlooking the offerings of my personal favorite 007, Roger Moore, you miss out on so much: Christopher Lee's third nipple; Richard Kiel as a maniac with metal teeth; Geoffrey Holder (or as I'm sure he likes to be called by strangers in the street, "the 7-Up guy") done up in voodoo paint and laughing maniacally as he perches on the front of a speeding train; space shuttle sex; and, of course, the absolute best theme songs (the name Paul McCartney may ring a bell). Perhaps best of all, though, you get a movie named Octopussy. 
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