Little Mac severs ties with legendary trainer (AP)

Little Mac, former WVBA boxing champion has fired his long time manager, Eugene “Doc” Gubbins, after what appears to be a lengthy period of dissatisfaction. Mac, who has not been in any high profile fights since the early 90's, claims he was hoping to make a comeback and maybe even bite off Evander Holyfield's other ear, showing just how out of touch he is with the state of the sport. He claims his manager has done nothing top get him any high profile fights, and instead spends all of his time calling Mac to his office to help remove the plastic shrink wrap from CD cases.

“It's always the same CD, too,” Mac told us when reached for comment. “The Best of Dexy's Midnight Runners”.

Little Mac first burst onto the boxing scene in the early 80's, earning a reputation as a fierce brawler with resounding victories over a veritable rogue's gallery of racial stereotypes. Among his earliest foes were a Nazi sympathizer, a drunk Russian giant, a mentally challenged hippo-man whose pants would fall off every time he took a punch, and a gay flamenco dancer with a curious grasp of the English language.

Despite these resounding early victories over his fellow pugilists, rumors abounded that Mac's manager and trainer may not have been the boxing professional that he claimed to be.

“I found his advice to be very sophomoric, at best,” said Mac's corner man and brother, Big Mac. “Mac would be taking a tremendous beating and Doc would say things like “just keep trying', or 'dodge his punch and then counter punch'. You know, really kind of basic stuff.  Then at a point he would throw his hands in the air and scream 'run for the hills, little cracker'!”

When reached for comment, Doc shouted a series of racial epithets before finally telling us to 'join the Nintendo fun club today, mother(expletive deleted)”.